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scummy-fuckboy:

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

Okay but like, platonic sex is a real thing. So if there’s platonic sex going on, you can bet your ass it’s about to be platonically ate

Y’all never heard of a fuckbuddy have you

contraception:

oreooficial:

contraception:

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

um…. or not…. you’re never obligated to like someone just because they’ve given you something you didn’t ask for. who wrote this shit

one time someone sent me a vocaroo of them jerking off

cherish them

"The buzz word in popular feminism today is empowerment. When I became a feminist many years ago, the word we used was liberation. Unlike empowerment, liberation is a collective concept which means that even if my life is all rosy and “empowered,” it doesn’t mean shit for those women who are doing low paid jobs while trying to raise families. In fact, there is a very good chance that elite women’s empowerment is built on the backs of other women whose exploited labor provides the goods and services that enable a good career and a comfortable lifestyle. The low pay of nannies, cooks, cleaners, sweat shop workers, and day care providers means that wealthier women are freed up to make a salary that no doubt does feel empowering."
-Gail Dines (via boomanor)

male dom:  im a huge piece of shit with gross tastes but i still feel like i could sink lower into the pits of irredeemable human scummery
male dom:  hmmm i know
male dom:  what if i pretended the girl i was fucking was my infant daughter and got off on the power imbalance between parent & child -in addition- to the traditional power imbalance between men & women
daddy dom:  ahhhh thats better, now i am truly the biggest crap

dear Christ: this day won’t end

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

littlegumshoe:

did u know every sesame street character is named after a deadly sin, sloth, wrath, bert, ernie, big bird, 

why sbr rules

johnnysbugbitefetish:

to take the edge off after a major character death, the two protagonists share each other emotional secrets: Gyro confesses to Johnny the secret of what his real name is and Johnny tells Gyro that bug bites get him hard.