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 *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me:  i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana:  awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me:  sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana:  ouch!
me:  *calls mariah* phase one complete master

comfemgem:

real anti SJ blog: Nazis aren’t that bad and trans people should be put through electropherapy

tumblr: [crickets]

fake SJ blog: eating sushi is cultural appropriation uwu

tumblr: Fucking SJWs worst thing on this site

bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship

trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag